More questions, less answers.

Here's a question: why is it that people have the nerve to ask their single friends if they are 'happily single'? What the hell does that mean anyway? I mean, what is the single friend supposed to say? "No, i'm incredibly desperate... please introduce me to some second rate guys u know but dont want... in fact, i think i mite just walk up to that lump of lard over there with the greasy hair doing the Sponge-Bob Square pants impersonation and pash him..."

Here's a thought, next time u singles get asked that question by some distasteful member of the 'coupled-club', ask them whether they are happily coupled or whether the sex is so bad that they would be dying to have an affair with the Sponge-Bob Square pants guy.